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Artemis Crock - Dick's Cafe

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Artemis is the bartender at Dick’s Cafe, and most people assume the token lesbian, though in fact that title goes to Barbara. No, Artemis is just glad to finally have a bartending gig where she can wear Doc Martens instead of heels and where she doesn’t have to spend so much time suppressing the urge to kick every male patron in the face. Artemis’ family life was complicated, to say the least, and she never really expected to end up with a job and friends she liked so much; plus, she’s finally working her way through college. Things are going good for Artemis Crock.

Artemis initially can’t stand Wally or his flirtatious waitress schtick — especially when he turns his dubious charms on her BFF Megan (though that’s at least 50% because she thinks Wally is gay — HE IS A DRAG QUEEN WAITRESS — and doesn’t respect Megan’s gender identity) — but eventually the two come to like and respect each other. And, after some drunken New Year’s makeouts, to loooooove each other. Further down the road, there is a dog and an apartment; it is beautiful.

(She even doesn’t mind the insane drink specials he makes up for her so much anymore, as long as she never has to make the Goddess of Chastity EVER AGAIN.)
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I actually came up with story during the first few episodes of season 2 that Wally and Artemis owned a bar for retired superheroes